If I had A Dollar..

If I had a dollar for every time my dad said "I'll do [ insert action] tomorrow I'd have about 134 dollars for every year.

If I had a dollar for every time I told my sister I'll go to the gym with her next wednesday I'd have 59 a year

If I had a dollar for every time I winged it i'd have about 365 a year.

If I had a dollar for every boy I ever kissed starting from elementary school I'd have about 30

If I had a dollar for every time I had my heart broken I'd have about 15

If I had a dollar for every time someone promised me something I'd have 200

If I had a dollar for every time someone assumed i had a kid i'd have about 60 dollars

If I had a dollar for every concert I said I wanted to go to but didn't I would have about 150 dollars

If I had a dollar for every friend whom I've lost contact with i have over 150 dollars

If I had a dollar for every time I forgot to text the most important people in my life i would have 365 dollars

If I had a dollar for every time I don't do what I say I would do I'd have over 500 dollars

If I had a dollar for every time I wake up in the morning and ask myself "ughh... I'm 22 and still doing pointless bullshit.." I'd have 2oo dollars

If I had a dollar for every time I cringe at the word wedding I'd have about 300

Obviously If I really did have a dollar for everything I ever thought about getting a dollar I would be rich.

If I had a dollar for every time I said I would have a dollar right now i would have about 15.